Reading

a book for pleasure for the first time in a while and it just so happens to be fifty shades of grey. whyyyy have i succumbed? 

"I am crying over the loss of something I never had. How ridiculous. Mourning something that never was—my dashed hopes, my dashed dreams, and my soured expectations."

When someone tells me they want to move to the West Coast of Florida

supermiamibro:

I’m like

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

(Source: funeralfrost, via holasayonara)

When I’m too afraid to look at my drunk texts from last night

whatshouldbetchescallme:

hahahaha, douchebag.